terça-feira, novembro 04, 2003

Cabbie and Nun (A joke from Canada)

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't
want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am
single; and I 'm Catholic too!"

"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss
that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on
my way to a Halloween party."


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